Work for Fun

I found it again today, it only took me about three hours and three hundred balls, but it's back. No one ever said this game is easy and doesn't take dedication, because everyone who has ever played knows better. I had the most miserable performance on Saturday, didn't feel like myself and too many thoughts in my mind, absolute embarrassment playing the game I adore. It's time to rededicate myself or fail trying. That's the craziest thing about golf, as in life, failure is always an option, in fact a probability, but it doesn't mean you don't try your balls off, if you don't failure is a guarantee, so give yourself a chance and swing till your hands bleed. You'll find it and lose it as soon as I do, but we'll have a hell of a lot of fun trying.

My Poor Stomach

I wasn't blessed with a powerful calorie crushing stomach. Mine hurts every two weeks so that I can't eat and just want to sit on the couch and watch t.v. for days on end. I then get the Espresso Depresso and wallow in self pity until the shower calls my name, then it's off to the gym, then back to the couch. Tomorrow I'll make it in to work for about eight hours, maybe a little longer. I'm not looking forward to that at all, I need to find something else to do, I have two jobs, I like one of them, but it doesn't pay the bills, the other is interesting, and may grow on me in time. I miss my brother, and my special friend, and the dog. I can't seem to replace them, maybe I'll move, follow everyone else I know into the unknown, again. For the time being I'll jump in the shower, and go grab a snack. Hope your day is going well.

Just Wondering

As I sit here watching Will & Grace, secure in my manhood, I wonder why people think it's so weird if you look them straight in the eye. I have plenty of things to hide, but I feel no qualms in looking someone right in the black and trying to see if they're doing the same. The other night I overheard a young lady say, "that guy's creepy" after conversing with her using the above technique. I honestly think she would have preferred it if I had looked straight at her tits as I asked her what kind of bag she was carrying. You see I love and loathe myself at the same time, maybe this is what gives me this unique ability, to be completely honest and completely superficial all at the same time. I'll never lie to your face, but I can't wait for you to lie to mine.

Thomas' First Blog

I figured I'm old enough now to have something interesting to say, and what better way to accomplish that then blogging while watching Star Wars Tech on the History Channel. I am a pretty big nerd as you can tell by my choice of television, and lately I have been sick off and on for about three weeks. I love to play golf and I like to work with computers and people, which is kind of a weird combination. I love to write but have been on a break for about two years now, but plan on starting again and will inevitably post to this spot, hopefully some of my friends will read it. Lately I have been resting a lot and being lazy, I have a new roommate who will be moving in tomorrow, I still need to prepare his room for him, that was my unperformed task for the day.