Just Wondering

As I sit here watching Will & Grace, secure in my manhood, I wonder why people think it's so weird if you look them straight in the eye. I have plenty of things to hide, but I feel no qualms in looking someone right in the black and trying to see if they're doing the same. The other night I overheard a young lady say, "that guy's creepy" after conversing with her using the above technique. I honestly think she would have preferred it if I had looked straight at her tits as I asked her what kind of bag she was carrying. You see I love and loathe myself at the same time, maybe this is what gives me this unique ability, to be completely honest and completely superficial all at the same time. I'll never lie to your face, but I can't wait for you to lie to mine.